Showing posts with label cover art. Show all posts
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Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Jack's Inferno Volume One: A list of chapters


The first three circles of Hell according to Jack




(((BOOK OF THE FIRST CIRCLE)))


PART ONE: THE DEATHTRIP

I. The Tunnel at the End of the Light

II. Unholy Roller

III. Dead Man River

PART TWO: DEEP SOUTH

IV. Backwoods Necropolis

V. Diner of the Dead

VI. Of Wrath and Roadkill

PART THREE: UNDERWORLD SUBURBIA

VII. Low Plains Drifter

VIII. Sacrificial Scapegoats

IX. Flight of the Heretic


(((BOOK OF THE SECOND CIRCLE)))


PART FOUR: STRANGE FLESH

X. Dumpster Heaven

XI. A Streetcar Named Depravity

XII. Satyrs, Sadists, and Strip Joints

PART FIVE: DEVIL'S BRIDE

XIII. Behind the Pink Door

XIV. The Four Bridesmaids of the Apocalypse

XV. The Honeymoon Suite

PART SIX: DEGENERATE KINGDOM

XVI. Wasteland Wine

XVII. The Whorehouse of Babylon

XVIII. Dogs Playing Poker


(((BOOK OF THE THIRD CIRCLE)))


PART SEVEN: ROTGUT ROAD

XIX. Acid Bath Blues

XX. Scourge of the Sewers

XXI. Bad Trips, Coma Dreams, and Dirt Naps

PART EIGHT: KNIVES AND TEETH

XXII. The Atomic Hydra

XXIII. The Septic Sea

XXIV. Hog Hell

PART NINE: WAR OF THE FOOD CHAIN

XXV. Mad Cow Theater

XXVI. Slaughterhouse Run

XXVII. The Grazing of the Herd

PART TEN: PIG HUNT

XXVIII. Sugar Shock

XXIX. The Black Forest

XXX. The Last Supper




Thursday, January 7, 2010

COVER ART IDEA VERSION ONE: MEDUSA


Abandon all hope! Join us for an unforgettable tour through the depths of Hell! Have a smoke with Death and take a ride to the center of the Earth, where the undead dinosaurs brood in their eternal decay!
Meet Charon, lord of the Acheron River and keeper of the secret DNA of Leviathan, the hideous giant serpent! Fall to your knees and tremble before Moloch, the eater of babies, part machine but demon to the very core, with his reptile skin, his three faced owl's head, and his six arms and razor claws! Have a drink with Anubis, jackal-headed Egyptian god of the underworld! Is he a mad man? Or mad dog?
You will find Medusa the gorgon, with her evil eye and gaze of stone! Bow to the mighty King Minos, once a man but now a beast! He is waiting to cast his judgment upon you! How deep is your home in Hell?
So many strange and magnificent terrors await you! Beware the satyrs that lurk in dens of depravity! Do you dare face the six-breasted bearded stripper, an eldritch horror in fishnets, with her deadly tentacles and ravenous appetite? And even deadlier still is the unnameable spider-mantis she-devil known only as The Bride! And where The Bride goes, are not the Four Bridesmaids of the Apocalypse certain to follow?
But wait, there's more! Much more! Crawl through the belly of the beast, where you must answer the riddle of the tapeworm! Ride the ghost train! Can you survive the fury of the Atomic Hydra? You'll still have to make it past Edgar the Shark, an abomination of infernal science who crawls on land! And past that is the pig-faced butcher, Ciacco the Hog! Deeper still lies the minotaur cult, and the Great Swine of the Black Forest! Beware!
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Too melodramatic? Eh? Well, you get the idea. Voting begins soon. Jack's Inferno. It's f**king great. You need it. But first I have to get it published.